hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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