At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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