Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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