jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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