Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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