if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
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Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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