I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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