that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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