You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
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All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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