At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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