Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
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Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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