Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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