Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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