fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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