i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
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