some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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