READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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