why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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