You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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