I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Fuck appropriateness.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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