so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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