No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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