she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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