That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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