lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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