just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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