it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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