Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
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Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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