And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
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So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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