i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
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Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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