in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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