We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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