I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
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I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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