Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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