id be glad to
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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