she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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