It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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