Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize