so explain again why im purple
no
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
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the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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