You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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