was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i will never coherently bang her
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your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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