Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
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Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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