i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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