My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Couch. On fire.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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