Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
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Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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