yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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