Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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