can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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