and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
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I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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