why didn't you poke me back
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
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is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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